September 2011
2 posts
Best news headline ever
Man Breaks Into Celine Dion’s Home, Eats Pastries And Runs Himself A Bath
August 2011
5 posts
7 tags
July 2011
6 posts
FACKT:
It’s lazy Sunday
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
June 2011
23 posts
If i...
…Were dying and the Make A Wish Foundation gave me a last request it would be to meet Perez in person so I could tell him how much of a fat, biased, retard I think he is. I’d also ask for the administrative password to perezhilton.com… I’d spam the fuck out of that page.
lpacz asked: why are you such a skeeze
how the fuck do i reply to a comment on one of my posts?!?!
FACKT:
I’m burnt. I’m peeling. I’m loving life.
May 2011
3 posts
I have so many things to say and so few social networks to flood with them.
April 2011
6 posts
30 day shred results
FACT:
I’ve drank two yoo-hoo’s today.
March 2011
20 posts
Watchnashvegasparty:
thank you america.
